Name: Sheridan Stewart
Born: Still under discussion
Lives: See answer above...
Has resided: Brisbane in a car
Sydney in a "house"
Canberra on a round-a-bout!
Melbourne in a boutique
Goulbourn in the jailhouse!
Torrington in a miners tin-shack
Atlantis... in a past life...
Pre-radio
history:
Received a grant from the Australian Film Commission at age 18 (you have to be 18 to "ACT" in "THOSE" movies !!!)

Studied "acting" in Sydney and Denver , Colorado.

Played in several all-girl, hard rock bands in garages around Sydney.

Worked at whatever crap job was going (eg. Dental Assistant - Open Wide!!, Telemarketing, After Dark Club Announcer...etc...), whilst writing acceptance speeches for both the Academy Awards and the Grammy's! (A girl's gotta dream!)
Radio
history:
The John Laws Media Academy (I like banks too !!!)

2GN - Goulbourn (in the shadow of "The big Mariono - it's got detachable testicles - just like Troy!)

FOX.FM - Melbourne (Mid Dawns & Weekends)

104.7 - Canberra (The Morning Crew)

MIX.FM - Sydney (Where I discovered I couldn't live with Michael Bolton!)
Two girls in one house was too much !!!

Triple M - Brisbane (Afternoons)

Triple M - Adelaide (Afternoons for 3 yrs, and now Adelaide After Dark)

Planet Rock Host - National Rock Countdown heard on stations around Australia (including the Triple M Network)
Loves: Classical (Luciano Pavarotti, Placido Domingo, Mario Lanza...)
Men ( and girls ... ???)
Music (plays guitar - badly... sings - if you can call it that !)
Wine
Bourbon
Sometimes in seperate glasses
Spicy Food (mmmmmm Pizza... extra horseraddish...)
Herb (?) Gardening ... grows her own grass ???
Four Corners
Horses... 3 winners last Saturday
Travel (Granite Island... Moonta... Mannum... Murray Bridge
Dislikes: Sexism, Fascism, Racism... all the "ism's"...(Patriotism?)
Smart assed web cloners
Rock Music (John Lennon must DIE!)... (we now know at least ONE person read this)
Unnecessary body noises... except FARTING... which she does quite often !!!
Best ever
gig:
Plant & Page April 1996 in Brisbane
Went out with Led Zeppelin the very next day.

Well, everyone's got a skeleton in their closet!
And Girl's Just Wanna Have Fun!
Missed
opportunities:
A friend of mine called me from Melbourne last year and asked me to move there and front a Blondie cover band... A year later, Blondie are now the hottest thing on the planet... I could of made a fortune!!! (except I can't sing like Debbie!)
Aspires to: Own and operate a radio station (PUSSY.FM)... Why?
Because I can't stand working here !!!

Have the After Dark Club on every one's lips...
Hell, why not have a laugh !!!

Name: Troy (Sux) Gray
Born: In a test tube
Lives: In a glass jar
Has lived: With Adam Heuskes (who hogs bed and snores)
Melbourne in the Crown Casino Broom Closet
Sydney in the Opera House Broom Closet
Canberra in a... you guessed it!... in a Broom Closet
Leeton in the Cannery Broom Closet
And now he's come out of the "closet" he's back in a jar
Pre-radio
history:
1 year of HECS debt studying Human Movement (taking a dump)

Premiership Player Queanbeyan Tigers (grrrrrrr) (under 12's)

Drafted Sydney Swans played 8 games

Traded to St Kilda played 4 games

2 years in cotton wool with West Adelaide (couldn't get a game)
Radio
history:
Listened to one all my life

Loves: Partying (they said to put that here)
Black Sambucca - then lighting my farts!
VD
Australian Food - pizza, etc...
Pisote - especially after a few beers
Travel (Same places as what's her name)
Dislikes: Whingers and wankers (most of our listeners)
Women Drivers
Wine - REAL men only drink beer
Best ever
gig:
The Angles at The Raiders Night Club Queanbeyan
Had a beer backstage with Doc! (WOW.. I should get a life !!!)

Met Sheridan for the first time, don't remember much else! (Big deal)
Missed
opportunities:
The lead role in the school play because I was still in Closet
Aspires to: Find his Karma
( I think that means he's lost his car. )