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The Triple M After Dark Club is constituted as an assemblage of radio savvy party personnel ( under a somewhat lackadaisical system of self government) committed to the jovial interigation of all Rock & Rollers, New Wavers, R & B'ers, Disco Dancers and the occasional Neil Diamond fan. We, the constituents of The Triple M After Dark Club, commit ourselves to this Constitution, proud that our unique musical heritage, and balmy behaviour, has been forged by scallywags from vast and varied euphonious ancestries. Let us always remember the sacrifices of those who went before us -the Joplins, Hendrix's, Morrisons, Lennons, Cobains and Hutchences of this world- whose contributions to the cause will never be forgotten; nor cease and desist in taking the piss out of the multitude of manufactured quartets and soap stars turned 'popsters' of questionable talent who's incessant ramblings should be! Let us always be proud of our idols' fashionable history; the cravats, tie-die and mop tops of the 60's - the platforms, flares and greasy hair of the 70's - the leather ties, headbands and Miami Vice jackets of the 80's. As a united front, we swear to uphold the words of Ke Shan, Kasmir and Tub Thumping. We Promise to keep the beer cold and the barby plate hot ( and not the other way around). And above and beyond all else, we pledge allegiance to the King and Queen (but not necessarily to the artist foremly known as Prince) of Rock & Roll. We, the constituents of The Triple M After Dark Club, value our independence as dearly as the national spirit and musical affinity which binds us together in both success and adversity - and remain steadfastly indifferent to such inconsequential intangibles as emergent evolution, binomial distribution, psychographical revolution and other big words like wheelbarrow. Amen. |
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