Membership Form - The Triple M After Dark Club

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The Triple M Afterdark Club Membership Application

Name:

Nickname:

Sex:

Date of Birth:

Address:

Workplace:

Hours:

E-mail:

Phone:

Work Ph:

Mobile:

Your wishes (eg. sex with a partner, etc):

What's your fav power tool:

Your dislikes (eg. Celine Dion, Grant Cameron, etc):

Triple M Afterdark Club Pledge of Allegiance
Stand with your erection in your right hand and repeat the following:

I
(your name - it's on your driver's licence if you want to spell it correctly)

pledge allegiance to Triple M Afterdark, and to the crap it provides.
As a moronic Member of Triple M Afterdark, I do solemnly swear to ensure the following commitments are achieved.

to listen exclusively to 102.3FM between 8pm and Midnight.
to write letters to the TV stations begging for better programmes, so I can watch that instead.
to worship Sheridan as the Goddess of Crock in the manner to which she has become accustomed.
to allow Troy to burn while I use the toilet.
to recruit each and every person I hate into the ranks of the Triple M Afterdark Club.
to make them endure the same rubbish that I have to.
to do everything in my power to STOP 5MMM from allowing listeners to ring in and prove what dick heads they are.
because I am a moron to do anything at any time that any radio announcer ever tells me to do.